Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.
Sydney's Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say "ha ha ha" instead, the Daily Telegraph reported.
I do believe that this is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Politically correct bullshit does have its place, but come the phuk on. This is absolutely freaking ridiculous. Every damned word on this planet is offensive to someone. Shall we all go back to pictograms?